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I found this awesome site with quotes of customers in various surroundings. Some of these will really get your mouth to drop open.
Some examples:
Military Intelligence
USMC (troubleshooter for f-18 jets) | MCAS Miramar, San Diego, CA, USAMe: “Okay sir, can you hear me?�
Pilot: “Loud and clear. Okay, I have a problem with my radar…it won’t test and nothing is coming up in the O-F-F position.�
Me: “Well, sir, turn it to the O-N position and let me know how things work out.�
or another favourite
The Joy Of Sex(ism)
Computer Store | Reykjavik, Iceland(I’m a 28 year old female and work for a computer store. I’m alone in the store when a middle-aged man walks in.)
Me: “Hi there, can I help you?�
Customer: “Are there any computer guys around here?�
Me: “Just me at the moment, anything I can help you with?�
Customer: *tries to look behind me to the stock room and repair area* “Well, aren’t there any computer GUYS here?�
Me: “No. Look, is there anything I can help you with?�
Customer: “Well um…I need this fixed.� *holds a multimedia
jukebox*Me: “Well, I work in repairs as well so just tell me what’s wrong with it and I’ll take a look at it for you.�
Customer: “Listen, I just need to talk to a computer guy! I did everything right. I put the hard disk in but it still won’t work. Just get a guy to fix it!�
Me: “Well, the most common mistake is when people forget to format the hard disk. I can have that fixed in 5 minutes.�
Customer: “Yeah sure. Get one of the tech GUYS to do it and call me when it’s ready.�
Me: “Sure, no problem.�
(I went back and of course he hadn’t formatted the disk. I fix it and call the guy who shows up immediately.)
Me: “Here you go. As I thought you had just forgotten to format the disk. I did that for you and it’s working fine now.�
Customer: “No, that can’t have been the problem. I KNOW computers.�
Me: “Well, this isn’t a computer, and it’s a common mistake to make when you put the hard disk in yourself. Anyway, I fixed it for you so everything should be fine now.�
Customer: “Look, isn’t there a computer GUY I could talk to?�
Me: *losing will to live and considering a sex change*
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