Harry Maugans has this list of actual Employee Performance Evaluation Quotes:
Check out his page for the full list.
The first 10:
- Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig.�
- “I would not allow this employee to breed.�
- “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.�
- “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.�
- “When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.�
- “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.�
- “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.�
- “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.�
- This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better.�
- “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together�
Wow, that people actually write this down is unbelievable…
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